Wooooow! It has been quite some
time since I last posted something about my life. Basically, in a nut shell… There has been a lot of shit
happening! Unreal really..
In the beginning:
Turducken was kind of a bust on the
Mickey front. We made some plans
to hang out a few times and oddly enough he dropped said plans in typical male
form and bailed. Every time. Needless to say, I will not be paying
attention to him anymore, nor will I contact him. However, if he is DTF, I wont say no.
What else what else? Jeff is a complete fucking weirdo. Like weirdo to the point that I now
ignore his texts and his attempts to hang out. I think I mentioned before that he told me he didn’t hit the
ex girlfriend, which I am OK with, but then when he says stupid shit to me like
this;
Me, “What??”
Jeff, “building a fire hanging out,
and drinking some beers.”
Me, “Oh, sorry. I was thrown for a second there.”
Jeff, “As long as its not from a
horse.”
Fucking weirdo right!? Oh! But it gets better because I didn’t respond to this and then
the next day I get a text that states, “Hee Haw Hee Hawwwww.”
What the fucking fuck? What. The. Fuck.!?
Again, I don’t respond to this
because I refuse to take part in someone that basically calls me a donkey. Or maybe that I sound like a
donkey. Or something to do with
donkeys, and now I am confused because it’s stupid. But me being awesome and people loving me for no good damn
reason he comes back with more…
“If you want to hang sometime in
the next few days or something let me know when your free Hun.”
NOPE! No thank you ‘Hun’.
I am fine being far, far away from you and your weird donkey thing and
your all around oddness. I’m good
on this side of town. Thanks! Needless to say, I didn’t respond to him
and I don’t want to. I think I can be nice enough to him,
but so sorry, I don’t want to hang out with you. Like, ever again.
Weirdo.
So that’s that with him.
So you know, I am out and about and
making poor decisions with my life, and I feel like there are so many things I
am going to forget! I also think
that this blog is going to be extremely long because there are a lot of things
that happened!
Let’s see here…
Aside from Micky and Jeff, there
have been some interesting things that have been happening in my life. Sando and I typically do stupid shit
at the Watering Hole on Wednesdays
then we head to OPH for some late night drinks where one of our new found friends bartends. Typically, when that happens, shit goes south real quick
like.
One night we were out there and two
new cops who know Leigh were buying us drinks and shit and they overheard
Bartender at Watering Hole telling people that we were lesbians and shit, then
he told the crowd at large that we were horny and we needed to get laid. Ergo, these two cops followed us from
Watering Hole to OPH and got drinks and shit.
“Oh, I think I know you,” one says
to me.
“Funny, I don’t know you.”
“Your friends with Leigh. I work with him.”
“Oh, well yes, were friends. Still don’t know you.”
“Wanna know me?”
“Nope.”
See, I don’t think that some men
should be allowed to attempt to flirt.
It typically ends like this when I haven’t seen this much tool-age since
the last time I was in Home fucking Depot. Its remarkable, really. So he thinks that because Bartender announced that I was
horny, he thought he was going to get something from me. Listen, brosef, I have some kind of
moral value system. I mean, it’s a
small, bit of a thing, but its there and its real, and my alarms are screaming
that I should leave.
Oh shit!
I don’t know how I overlooked this
one! I made out with one of my
friends in a bathroom of a bar a few times. Its kind of like this; we get drunk and we send one another
a text saying, “bathroom” and it happens for a bit then we go on with our days
like its nothing! Why not!? It’s really a lovely system to
have. Kind of like having someone
to make out with whenever you need it!
Hmm.. I feel like there are so many
things that have happened in my life.
Unfortunately for me, I didn’t write down a list of my adventures for
the past few months and now the Naked Nap is far behind and all my
fans/followers probably are bored to tears.
I promise now that I will not wait
this long between blogs!
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