Don't forget to read the first blog here!! I know,I know, I have been on a hiatus as of late, and I apologize for it.. But I hope you enjoy this as much as I did/do/yea. Thanks for reading! Woot!
I
don’t think I have to say too much about the fact that Jax Teller is fucking
beautiful. since Sons of Anarchy
came out 5 years ago I am almost positive that there is not one chick in this
world that doesn’t want to fulfill the SOA fantasy of banging bikers.
Let’s
be honest here! Not one fucking
person out there would pass up a moment with Jax Teller or anyone that rides a
Harley for that matter. (Well
anyone that looks like Jax and rides a bike… Whatever, You know what I meant!)
So
Reg’s boyfriend (I need a hysterical nickname for him) best friend rides and he
is with a club and I think he’s cute, so one night we were hanging out and he
asks me for a ride home being that he was dropped off to meet up with me. (Sly dog).
I
mean, we have made out in the past and such and I think I have driven him home
once or twice so hanging out with him wasn’t anything new. Moving on… we are driving home and I am
sitting in my drivers seat thinking to myself, “fuck, I should start shaving my
legs more often because this is horrific and I have a feeling that I am going
to sleep over.”
See,
this is what I do… I don’t shave my legs because it deters me from making poor
decisions. Unfortunately for my
conquests, I have hairy legs and I laugh about it because I am the black widow
and I don’t give a fuck. So here I
am sitting in my car and were in his driveway and I am contemplating how the
rest of my night is going to pan out.
So
he just kind of looks at me and I start laughing because that’s what I do and
he says, “what’s so funny?” I said
nothing and grabbed him by the lapels HAHA. I am laughing just thinking about it because I am
amazing. Not to mention that I am
amazing and I know it, and everyone else knows it too! So Ha!
We
go inside and hang out for a few hours and its fun and shit then I pulled my
typical thing and I said, “Welp! I
am gonna go home now! Have a good
night.”
I
don’t think he was expecting that because men never expect the woman to say
shit like that and it throws them for a loop. So upon my leaving I get a phone call from Reg and she says,
“what are you doing? Driving home
for Mase’s house?”
“How
did you know I was there?!”
“Holy
shit! I didn’t! I was just playing around!
“Fuck
you, Reg! You set me up!”
Needless
to say, she laughed at me and told her BF alllll about it and he gave me a fist
pump when he saw me because he said that Mase said I was good in the sack. (All of which I already knew because,
well, again, I am awesome at life).
So really, it was an awesome little exchange there.
So
now Mase and I are chatting and shit, and we talk almost every day and it’s
fine and its an easy enough booty call.
I am getting laid whenever I want to and there are no strings. I don’t want strings either because I
know that in the long run there can never be anything there due to the fact
that I seek my dads approval and I know he would shit his pants and throw it at
windows like a fucking ape if he knew I was dating a biker.
Not
to mention Guy #1 is mad about it, so I like it all the more!
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