So,
before the big move north, I thought it would be best to bring my car in for a
little doctor’s visit. I think she
needs to be tuned up and she definitely needs an oil change, so here we
are! She is sitting in the garage
being poked and prodded, (I wish I was being poked and prodded, but whatever, it’s
the car’s turn), and I am sitting down the road in a café sipping on this
delicious peach, raspberry, blueberry, strawberry smoothie trying to think of
something to blog about.
I
order another delicious smoothie (Blueberry, banana, and mango) and am sitting
at my table when the very cool, very chic owner of the place comes up to me and
pops his hip with his hand and says, “you know, I don’t know if you have heard
this before, but you look a lot like Marion Cotillard, you know, from Batman?”
“Let
me see what she looks like,” I say.
I pull her up on Google and it’s the girl I had been compared to before,
I just never knew her name.
“Definitely
look like her!” he says.
“I
have heard that one before!”
“She’s
beautiful.”
“Well,
yes, she is. Thank you?”
I
didn’t know if that was a compliment or his way of telling me he thought I was
beautiful. I don’t know, but I dig
it. She is a pretty lady and it’s
the thousandth time I have heard that I look like her. I am going to have to do more research
on this when I am home I cant just pull her up right now and compare myself
when he is standing behind me at the cash register.
I
have also heard I looked like Christina Ricci and Katy Perry. He didn’t think I looked like them and he
is stuck on Marion. I can get into
looking like her. I think she’s lovely. Not to mention it gives my readers a
bit of a visual as to what I could possibly look like, right?! Now they know something!
When
comparing me to someone famous, why couldn’t it be because I too, am rich and
powerful and I can get out of DUI’s, and smuggle coke in my ass, and get to
have mental breakdowns where I shave my head and beat people up with umbrellas. Wouldn’t it be so much more fun if I
could do something like that? Damnit! I need to be more adventurous. Apparently I am not celebrity enough
for myself. I need to be a
celebrity! So we know what we have
to do!?
PROMOTE THIS BLOG!!!
Be good, little, readers and
promote the shit out of this so I can act a fool and get you and your friends
out of DUI’s and we can beat people up with umbrellas!
I would love some feedback, and
maybe even a blog idea. So contact
me at my amazing and inventive Gail account! NakedNapper@gmail.com
I know, right, ingenious!
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